What if there’s a fundamental assumption about being human that is wrong?

 

What if we are not supposed to be up and doing for most of the day?

 

Animals lie down to rest many times throughout the day, absorbing sunlight, birdsong, and the world around them. Whales cruise the deep oceans at a slow, majestic pace - and what position are they in? Horizontal!
They flow with the line of least resistance, never forcing, driving, or pushing. Like water.

 

Yet how often do most humans endure gravity, screens, and mental stimulation all day long, without even pausing for five minutes, as if they are running a marathon to get to someplace where, sometime when, and all on their own efforts?

 

Some of us have even applied this rigorous 'doing' to our spirituality. We have turned awakening into an extreme sport, striving through endless journeying, meditation, and circles of emotional processing. We take ourselves, and life, far too seriously.

Horizontalling  breaks that spell.

 

What is Horizontalling?

Horizontalling is the sacred art of non-doing. It is the radical act of setting aside the vertical human posture of chronic productivity, even if only for a moment, to return to the grace of pure being.

 

When you stand or sit upright, your physical body micro-tensions to fight gravity. The moment you drop horizontal, you surrender your spine to the holding field of the Earth. You let the planet carry your weight. It is the ultimate ceremonial protocol of surrender; the baseline posture that signals to your nervous system that it is safe to drop the armor and let the Divine breath move through you unobstructed. 

 

It is an umbrella term for the practices that help us access this receptive mode:

 

• Deep listening to sound and Soul music.

   

• Master Plant Essence attunements.
   

• Ceremonial Plant Medicine work.
   

• Releasing our egoic need to control or work EVERYTHING out and let the intelligence of the Devas flow within.

   

The Masters of Horizontalling

Plants and trees live and grow in absolute, effortless flow. They do not veer from their natural design, and so they transmit Divine majesty. They are the ultimate Masters at Horizontalling.

 

When we approach Master Plants, sound medicine, or sacred ceremony, we cannot force our way into true revelation. We have to drop horizontal. We have to allow ourselves to melt like the caterpillar turning into the butterfly. There's a leap of faith in this letting go. It's a falling, a death drop, into greater arms. 

 

Horizontalling isn't just about taking a nap - it is the foundational technological portal of the Deva Diva path. It is how we slip beneath the surface noise of the conscious mind and drop straight into the mycelial network of Oneness.

 

How to Practice Horizontalling

At its simplest:
 

1. Drop the Vertical: Stop standing up against Life. Lie flat on the floor, the Earth, or a comfortable bed. Let gravity hold you entirely.

    

2. Soften the Inner Waters: Breathe out the frantic pace of Western culture. Let your belly and your heart soften.

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3. Tune the Dial: Place a drop of a Master Plant Essence on your tongue or press play on a Soul Sound Medicine transmission, and let the frequency work its magic. Open and receive.
    

4. Rest in the heart, gently, no rush, moment to moment. Return to the One whom you are in your core essence.
   
   To go deeper, explore the Horizontalling protocols. 

 

What does life feel like when we are horizontalling?

Your essence will have its unique flavour, but for me, horizontalling is a happy place that feels like Super Creamy Rainbow Juice! 🌈🦄✨

Stay juicy my friends.
And keep horizontalling!

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